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Worthy Event Reviews

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The 76th Annual Academy Awards Red Carpet Experience: February 29, 2004

Kodak Theatre, Hollywood

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'Finding Nemo' Premiere: May 18, 2003

El Capitan Theatre, Hollywood

On May 18, I spent the afternoon in front of the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood to catch celebrity arrivals at the Finding Nemo premiere. GO >>

'The Matrix Reloaded' Premiere: May 7, 2003

Mann's Village Theatre, Westwood

In our quest to find out the answer to the question, "What is the Matrix?," Janine and I went to hang out and watch the arrivals at the premiere of The Matrix Reloaded on May 7. GO>>

Bon Jovi Rocks L.A.: April 9, 2003

Staples Center

There are no words we can use to describe the sights and sounds of Bon Jovi live in concert, especially from the third row, close enough to see 'em sweat. GO>>

Kathy Griffin: August 21, 2002

The Laugh Factory, West Hollywood

Kathy Griffin is one little firecracker. My goodness, what can I say, she was fabulous. GO>>

Jimmy Fallon: August 7, 2002

The Roxy Club, West Hollywood

Jimmy Fallon is not your average party animal, the usual high energy performer you might find on the stage at The Roxy on the Sunset Strip. But is he funny? Oh yes. GO>>

LL Cool J: July 25, 2002

House of Blues, West Hollywood

House of Blues. LL Cool J. Must be kickin', right? Right. Kickin' but chaotic. Rockin' but repetitive. Sexy but skanky. GO>>

Carrot Top & Orange County Fair: July 18, 2002

Costa Mesa

Armed with tickets to Carrot Top's show in one hand and a corn dog in the other, we dashed through the crowd with oohs and aahs. GO>>

Champions on Ice: July 11, 2002

Long Beach Arena

Ice. Champions. Wigs. Need we say more? Perhaps not, but here's the whole story anyway. GO>>

Wango Tango: June 15, 2002

Rose Bowl, Pasedena

It was hot and so were the acts at this year’s Wango Tango. Fortunately, we came prepared with our Squeeze Breeze water bottle. Who knew we had so many friends? GO>>